Top 10 things that people hate about award ceremonies
1. Some people always have too much to drink
2. Ruby Wax
3. They take all night
4. Everybody brings their secretaries, but only if they’re pretty
5. I never win anything
6. You can’t hear what’s going on because everyone’s drunk
7. Saatchi’s book all the taxis
8. Ruby Wax
9. Tripping over the step
10. Everyone’s late for work the next day

Top 10 things people love about award ceremonies
1. Some people always have too much to drink
2. Ruby Wax
3. They take all night
4. Everybody brings their secretaries, but only if they’re pretty
5. I never win anything
6. You can’t hear what’s going on because everyone’s drunk
7. Saatchi’s book all the taxis
8. Ruby Wax
9. Tripping over the step
10. Everyone’s late for work the next day