I’ve just applied to join the British Mommy Bloggers and I now realise that not only am I not a mommy [actually that doesn't matter] but I have studiously avoided mentioning my children in posts since about the previous millenium. Hopefully they will see how the inner turmoil caused by this omission is torturing me and embrace my commitment to holistic blogging lifestyles.

Or perhaps they’ll just dismiss me as a pretentious and pointless waste of air. I am in your hands.